PWYW or $10,000 whichever is lower.

What is it? Roll a d6

1. The weapon you can eat.
2. Certain death.
3. Miserable life.
4. The projectile that vomits.
5. Like a set of Nunchaku, it impresses your friends, until it doesn’t.
6. Like alcohol poisoning, it impresses your friends, until it doesn’t.

Why is it priced at $10,000? Is it worth $10,000? Roll a d6

1. Because I want to personally tax the rich.
2. Because I don’t know how to “read the room”.
3. Because you know you want to tell your friends you spent $10,000 on a two-page spread.
4. Don’t ask how to buy this project for $10,000, ask how you steal a project worth $10,000.
5. OK kid, how’s $5,000, and only because I like you.
6. Jeff Bezos makes approximately $2,200 per second, so think of it not as $10,000 but more like 4.5 Bezos seconds. Ooh, now I can’t unsee the picture that formed in my mind of Bezos’ seconds.

Is this some sort of NFT scam? Roll a d4

1. No.
2. You fool! Capitalism itself is the scam.
3. You brilliant fool! You can pay NFT prices without owning shit, except a worthless assemblage of digital pixels, just like a “real” NFT. That’s no scam, that is my guarantee.
4. You genius! You knew to ask, and that is a start, now BURN YOUR NFT’s and buy this instead!

Was Mörkalicious really censored? Roll a d4

1. Y██ ███ ██ ██s.
2. Why? Do you w███ ██ █████ ██ ██o?
3. Reagan was a god████ m█████████g l████g a███ p████e of s███.
4. █████████████████████████████████████████ Bezos.

 Can I get a preview? Roll a d2

1. No.
2. A life misspent is preview enough.

Why, oh why did you do this? Roll a d1.

  1. The Noun Borg prompt made me do it.